Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via inkbits)

If you’re so insistent that people on their periods participate in everything, I think you should get a play by play of what’s happening in their vaginas every few minutes. I do that anyway, honestly, so it’s really more of a courtesy to others when I bow out on my period.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

One of the proudest moments of my life was when my little sister turned to me and said, “Hell no I’m not just gonna suck a guy’s dick. He’s gotta take care of me first.”

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hkirkh:

I dont know what happened here but i dont think im going to use this bathroom anymore.

hkirkh:

I dont know what happened here but i dont think im going to use this bathroom anymore.

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jerkcules:

this girl switched into Tekken mode

jerkcules:

this girl switched into Tekken mode

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twitsandniddles:

sofiaee:

Kittens with hearts

this is important

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

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